I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Too much gin, very little bucket
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just pee around me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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