Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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