its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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