eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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