just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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