I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
dude. I can hear the air.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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