get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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