grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize