some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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