This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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