I bet he comes in French.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads