Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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