And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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