Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.