My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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