Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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