do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
It's blow job season.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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