It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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