3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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