can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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