Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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