we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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