He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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