More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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