I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness