Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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