i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.