Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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