She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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