i would punch a child for taco bell
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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