What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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