Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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