You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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