Dual....:-)
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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