the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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