She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.