even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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