I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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