So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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