theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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Found your dick twin last night
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
is it fun? or sober?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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