Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?