There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.