why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?