One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"