I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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