Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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