Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that