their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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