East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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