I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
How's work?
Spinning.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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