My room smells like vodka and shame
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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