i think my tv is drunk
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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