Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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