i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize